| Top Ten TV Personalities |
| 1 | Alexi Lalas | Flare, personality, former player, articulate, charismatic. |
| 2 | Andreas Cantor | GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! |
| 3 | Rob Stone | Pretty boy, well spoken, played at Colgate. |
| 4 | Glenn Davis | Burn Color commentator, youth coach, former professional player. |
| 5 | Bob Lee | True soccer fan and member of the ESPN old guard. |
| 6 | Max Bretos | Fox Sports World pxp, knows the game. Makes Lionel Bienvienue look like an idiot. |
| 7 | JP Dellacamera | Solid play by play for ESPN International and Champions League. Former player. |
| 8 | Seamus Malin | Played at Harvard. Works for ESPN, does REV color. |
| 9 | Derek Rae | Former Rev pxp, current ESPN. Former Scottish pxp man of the Year. |
| 10 | Dale Hanson | Media blabber head. Ted Kennedy as a sports anchor. |
