Top 10 – jersey sponsers worse than Frosted Flakes

Top Ten Jersey sponsers worse than Frosted Flakes
1MassengilI hope I don’t have to explain this one.
2Ex-LaxConstant stoppages in play for bathroom breaks would be trouble.
3Huggies DiapersTough to play when the opponent is asking if you are wearing any.
4ViagraYou gotta feel for Mark Martin. “The Burn having trouble getting up for this game” jokes would get old fast.
5Snuggle Fabric SoftenerA teddy bear is worse than a tiger, believe me.  That cute little teddy bear is pretty damn annoying.
6Cartoon NetworkScooby Doo, Where are you?
7WinstonCigarettes? for a sport with this much running?
8Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey CircusWhat are you guys, a bunch of Clowns?
9DependsAnd you thought Baby Diapers would be bad.
10PlayboyActually, now that I think about it, that would be pretty cool.

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James HopeALPOPennsylvania Stoners of the ASL were sponsored by ALPO. The team was not informed about the new sponsor until game time. The uniforms were yellow with big bold Red letters ALPO across the front.

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