| Top Ten Jersey sponsers worse than Frosted Flakes |
| 1 | Massengil | I hope I don’t have to explain this one. |
| 2 | Ex-Lax | Constant stoppages in play for bathroom breaks would be trouble. |
| 3 | Huggies Diapers | Tough to play when the opponent is asking if you are wearing any. |
| 4 | Viagra | You gotta feel for Mark Martin. “The Burn having trouble getting up for this game” jokes would get old fast. |
| 5 | Snuggle Fabric Softener | A teddy bear is worse than a tiger, believe me. That cute little teddy bear is pretty damn annoying. |
| 6 | Cartoon Network | Scooby Doo, Where are you? |
| 7 | Winston | Cigarettes? for a sport with this much running? |
| 8 | Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus | What are you guys, a bunch of Clowns? |
| 9 | Depends | And you thought Baby Diapers would be bad. |
| 10 | Playboy | Actually, now that I think about it, that would be pretty cool. |
