| Top Ten Dead Horses |
| 1 | Clint Mathis Sucks | Dang it dude, he doesn’t suck. No one who scores 5 goals in a game sucks. |
| 2 | Referee was Terrible | Yes, but get over it. |
| 3 | Fair Park is Dangerous | Please it’s not dangerous. Unless you’re talking 4 am on Saturday night. |
| 4 | Burn need a right MF | Please he’s 17. He does need some pt though. maybe with injuries, he will get a call. |
| 5 | Johnson should be starting | For the last time, the Burn can NOT play at Ford Stadium. |
| 6 | Kreis call up | He’ll get called up when he is the leading scorer in MLS again. |
| 7 | Ford Stadium | For the last time the Burn can NOT play at Ford Stadium. |
| 8 | Graziani can’t score | He’s in a dry spell, we get it, move on. He’s in MLS top twenty in scoring during this “slump” |
| 9 | Burn to sign a “discovery” Player | Yeah, ok. Sure they are. Probably Figo right? |
| 10 | Burn need an owner and stadium | This is such a dead horse the players even are sick of talking about it. |
