| Top Ten Names for an Oklahoma MLS expansion team |
| 1 | Oklahoma Wind | Because everyone knows it blows in Oklahoma. |
| 2 | Tulsa Roughnecks | Rednecks wouldn’t really work. |
| 3 | Oklahoma Grapes | Of Wrath? They can wear purple and play in the “Dust Bowl” |
| 4 | Edmond Oilers | There is no “Oilers” in the US anymore. |
| 5 | Tulsa Relatives | Aren’t they all related? |
| 6 | Oklahoma City | City. plain and simple. |
| 7 | Oklahoma Eskimo Joes | Why not have it named after the biggest tourist attraction in Oklahoma? |
| 8 | Oklahoma Oakies | To bad they’re not going to play in Muskogee |
| 9 | Tulsa Two-Steppers | Like the Samba only southern. |
| 10 | Oklahoma Go | Young hip pop culture name… OK Go (it’s a band for those of you who live in a tree) |
