| Top Ten Rumors |
| 1 | Gazza to Miami | Gazza on South Beach, now that I would pay to see. |
| 2 | George Weah to Metro | His family lives in NY. |
| 3 | Goose to Dallas | Home town boy went to SJ and was not happy about it. |
| 4 | Hyndman to coach Burn | Did he or didn’t he turn it down? |
| 5 | Kreis to train with Ipswich | Actually, he could use the experience. |
| 6 | Matthaus to coach Metro | Yeah right. That Butthead? |
| 7 | Pat Onstad to Burn | Who? A Canadian GK apparently. |
| 8 | Joe-Max Moore to Miami | yeah like MLS could afford the $2.5 million transfer fee. |
| 9 | Graziani to LA for Hernandez | Not even for $3 million. |
| 10 | MLS to contract to 10 Teams | OK bad rumor, but it was fun watching Miami and San Jose fans freak. |
