So here we are at the end of another MLS season and once again, FC Dallas is not playing for an MLS Cup.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching the Conference Finals
Would I be bummed if he ends up leading a team not named “FC Dallas” to an MLS Cup title? Sure. But those are mixed feelings for next week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching the Conference Semifinals
The final game of the conference semifinals weekend takes place at Dignity Health Sports Park, home of the LA Galaxy.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 3 of the First Round
If I told you six months ago that there’d be a European player in this series who has scored five goals for his team thus far in the playoffs, just about everyone would respond “Olivier Giroud, right?”
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 2 of the First Round
Pablo, my guy. No one wants to go to penalties. Everyone wants to win 3-0.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 1 of the First Round
Now, some would say that “qualified” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, but I would point out that Inter Miami qualified through the well-known means of “having a player on their roster whom everyone worldwide would like to see.”
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Decision Day
So while the Revs will be breaking the pregame huddle with “1-2-3-CANCUN,” Inter Miami will be gunning for a league record. And that’s why this is the Sickos Game of the Week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 37
If you had told me four months ago, that we’d have “The Party’s Over” in this column in October, I would’ve been surprised.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 35
Normally, I’d say a bunch of mean stuff about the opposing team, the opposing coach, the opposing city, and the opposing fans, but this week is the exception.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 34
Saturday night is the latest edition of the Little Brother Derby. I really don’t know how these games go down.