Friends, you have no idea how hard I struggled to not make this game the Sickos Game of the Week.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 34
What am I talking about? What I am talking about is something like what the Burn did in 2003 when they, in the midst of one of the worst seasons in the history of Major League Soccer, panicked…
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 32
But then I got my wits about me. I don’t get paid by Major League Soccer. I haven’t set up a semi-permanent residence in Ft. Lauderdale.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 30
On August 1, a press release emanated from Major League Soccer, announcing that New England Revolution Head Coach, Sporting Director, and Official Smartest Guy in the Room Bruce Arena had been placed on administrative leave for “inappropriate and insensitive remarks” and that the matter was under investigation.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 28
People can care about whatever they want to care about, and I’m not here to tell you that you shouldn’t. But at some point, that goes both ways. We don’t care about Copa Tejas, Austin, and you can’t make us.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 27
I’ll be honest with y’all: I thought that Leagues Cup was a big pile of bullshit when it was announced, all the way until it actually started.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 26
Say, wasn’t SKC in this slot last week? Yes, they were. If they keep this up, they might get named an honorary Little Brother.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 24
Let’s call this the RC Cola of California rivalries. The other two California rivalries, El Tráfico and the Cali Clasico, are the name brand rivalries. They’re Coke and Pepsi, baby.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Matchday 22
Of course, the responses from some of the dumber corners of the Internet were predictable. “MLS is holding its players back,” etc.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Matchday 21
I’m featuring this game in this slot for one reason and one reason only: I had no idea a few months back that featuring this game in this slot in the middle of the season was going to be an option