I’m Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I’m also a hater. I used…
Hatwatching
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 4
I was suddenly having intrusive Nico Estévez thoughts when FCD had a 1-0 lead going into the 80th minute when they were still on the attack and leaving a bit of unwanted space for Chicago.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 3
So far this season, under their new head coach Nico Estévez, Little Brother Green has won a home game 1-0 and lost a road game 1-0.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 2
Shhhhhhhhhhh… Look, there just aren’t that many bangers on the slate this week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Opening Day
It’s great that MLS is featuring two expansion teams opening against one another this weekend. Oh wait, the Galaxy aren’t an expansion team?
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching the MLS Cup Final
So here we are at the end of another MLS season and once again, FC Dallas is not playing for an MLS Cup.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching the Conference Finals
Would I be bummed if he ends up leading a team not named “FC Dallas” to an MLS Cup title? Sure. But those are mixed feelings for next week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching the Conference Semifinals
The final game of the conference semifinals weekend takes place at Dignity Health Sports Park, home of the LA Galaxy.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 3 of the First Round
If I told you six months ago that there’d be a European player in this series who has scored five goals for his team thus far in the playoffs, just about everyone would respond “Olivier Giroud, right?”
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 2 of the First Round
Pablo, my guy. No one wants to go to penalties. Everyone wants to win 3-0.