| Top Ten Nicknames | ||
| 1 | Pig Pen | Brandon Pollard: Have you seen the way this guy dresses? |
| 2 | Hanging Chad | Chad Deering: more of a style of play than a real nickname. |
| 3 | Chivas | Antonio Martinez: must have been hard to train with Chivas, when you name is Chivas. AKA: Chi Chi. |
| 4 | Zarco | Jorge Rodriguez: the Green Eyed One. |
| 5 | El Nino or Little Joe Cow | Joselito Vaca: The Kid |
| 6 | Super Star | Jason Kreis: Super Star, How many goals have you scored so far? |
| 7 | E | Eric Dade: It’s like Sesame Street… Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
| 8 | Professor | Richard Farrer: renaissance man, the glasses make it worse. |
| 9 | Lex | Aleksey Korol: the player, not the TV show. |
| 10 | Anti-Dir | Mike Jeffries: Dave Dir he is not |