You, gentle reader, are quite likely an FCD fan and you, like me, might be tenting your fingers and thinking to yourself, “Hey, I wouldn’t mind Óscar’s triumphant return to Frisco.”
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Wild Card Round
This is really the play-in round, but MLS calls it the “Wild Card” round, so sure, I’ll call it that. If the NCAA and their band of lawyers, who can only really enforce trademarks and screw college kids, didn’t exist, we could call it the “First Four,” but alas.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Decision Day
Thanks to Carlos Ruiz’s only 2016 goal in his only 2016 action for FCD the previous week against Seattle, FCD went into the final game of the season needing only not to lose and for the Rapids not to win in order to capture the Supporters Shield.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 37
By the way, I do plan on visiting La Mestalla while I’m here in Valencia and if you don’t mind, Nico, I’m gonna drop your name frequently as a close personal friend.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 35
Friends, you have no idea how hard I struggled to not make this game the Sickos Game of the Week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 34
What am I talking about? What I am talking about is something like what the Burn did in 2003 when they, in the midst of one of the worst seasons in the history of Major League Soccer, panicked…
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 32
But then I got my wits about me. I don’t get paid by Major League Soccer. I haven’t set up a semi-permanent residence in Ft. Lauderdale.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 30
On August 1, a press release emanated from Major League Soccer, announcing that New England Revolution Head Coach, Sporting Director, and Official Smartest Guy in the Room Bruce Arena had been placed on administrative leave for “inappropriate and insensitive remarks” and that the matter was under investigation.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 28
People can care about whatever they want to care about, and I’m not here to tell you that you shouldn’t. But at some point, that goes both ways. We don’t care about Copa Tejas, Austin, and you can’t make us.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 27
I’ll be honest with y’all: I thought that Leagues Cup was a big pile of bullshit when it was announced, all the way until it actually started.