If I told you six months ago that there’d be a European player in this series who has scored five goals for his team thus far in the playoffs, just about everyone would respond “Olivier Giroud, right?”
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 2 of the First Round
Pablo, my guy. No one wants to go to penalties. Everyone wants to win 3-0.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Game 1 of the First Round
Now, some would say that “qualified” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, but I would point out that Inter Miami qualified through the well-known means of “having a player on their roster whom everyone worldwide would like to see.”
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Decision Day
So while the Revs will be breaking the pregame huddle with “1-2-3-CANCUN,” Inter Miami will be gunning for a league record. And that’s why this is the Sickos Game of the Week.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 37
If you had told me four months ago, that we’d have “The Party’s Over” in this column in October, I would’ve been surprised.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 35
Normally, I’d say a bunch of mean stuff about the opposing team, the opposing coach, the opposing city, and the opposing fans, but this week is the exception.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 34
Saturday night is the latest edition of the Little Brother Derby. I really don’t know how these games go down.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 32
Anyway, put your feet up, enjoy the show, and just remember: While FCD will never have the likes of Marco Reus or Olivier Giroud, these two teams don’t have two current and former players who have appeared on HGTV.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 31
Over the past few years, we’ve gotten to see all sorts of versions of the Seattle Sounders: the better-than-expected expansion team (2009), the MLS Cup contenders (most years), the all-conquering champions of CONCACAF (2022), the non-playoff team (also 2022), and now the “pretty good, but not really that good” version.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 30
Listen, man, I don’t like this any more than you do. I like interesting games, especially between two teams whose pairings haven’t been crammed down our throats for over a decade.