And we’ll get to watch Thiago Almada wreck shop. That kid is great. He might get to do stuff on the world stage one day.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 8
Sometimes, when a goalscorer is in a slump, they just need one to get back in the groove.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 7
I gotta be honest with y’all. I don’t really hate Inter Miami. They’re providing gainful employment to Jason Kreis (assistant coach) and Victor Ulloa (midfielder).
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 6
They’re like this Mustang Mach-E from Ford. That car is a fine car but it is not a Mustang.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 5
America’s got a few places that have meant more to the history of the game in this country than others: Fall River, Massachusetts… Kearny, New Jersey… Portland, Oregon… Dallas, Texas… St. Louis, Missouri.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 4
Jefe the Hater’s rooting pick: San Jose. Sometimes, I’m in it for the hate, sometimes, the self-care, but I’m always in it for the comedy.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 3
There are two games this weekend where both teams are undefeated this season.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 2
When you can’t break down other teams’ defenses, when you can’t finish your opportunities, and when your backline looks shakier than a college student after their fifth margarita at Taco Cabana, then bad stuff will happen.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 1
I’m Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I’m also a hater. I used…
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the MLS Cup Final
It was one of those restaurants — probably in England — where everything on the menu is revolting.