I’m not going to work too hard on this column, especially for junk games. I’m not gonna take vacation time trying to make jokes about Colorado-San Jose.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 30 of MLS
Last week went pretty well for our heroes. Not only did FCD roll into Minnesota and lay the hurt on the Geese with Good PR, Austin lost, RSL lost, and the Gals and SKC drew.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide – US Open Cup Final Edition
There’s one game worth watching and one game you should absolutely, under no circumstance watch.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 29 of MLS
The great thing about MLS taking a near-full slate of Wednesday night games and calling it a “week” is that I get to post this great moment from 30 Rock:
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 28 of MLS
First of all, this IS Week 28, right? That’s what MLS is doing, right? Calling it another week, even though it’s three days after Week 27 concluded, and three days before Week 29? They are? OK, cool.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 27 of MLS
Orlando, because Orlando is real… we think… and they pay Óscar Pareja to be their coach.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 26 of MLS
Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann is an FC Dallas from Day One of the Dallas Burn. He’s also a hater.