And this ain’t a rivalry. Wake me up when it’s time to whip Houston’s asses again.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 11
And that annoys me as a member of an “old money” fanbase. I’m tired of waving off these nouveau-riche jackwagons. Even if they do come from a city with actual American soccer history.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 10
Full marks to Eddie and the FCD social media team for the top-quality pre-match banter…
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 9
And we’ll get to watch Thiago Almada wreck shop. That kid is great. He might get to do stuff on the world stage one day.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 8
Sometimes, when a goalscorer is in a slump, they just need one to get back in the groove.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 7
I gotta be honest with y’all. I don’t really hate Inter Miami. They’re providing gainful employment to Jason Kreis (assistant coach) and Victor Ulloa (midfielder).
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 6
They’re like this Mustang Mach-E from Ford. That car is a fine car but it is not a Mustang.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 5
America’s got a few places that have meant more to the history of the game in this country than others: Fall River, Massachusetts… Kearny, New Jersey… Portland, Oregon… Dallas, Texas… St. Louis, Missouri.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 4
Jefe the Hater’s rooting pick: San Jose. Sometimes, I’m in it for the hate, sometimes, the self-care, but I’m always in it for the comedy.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 3
There are two games this weekend where both teams are undefeated this season.