|Top Ten Ways you know you are a Burn fan.
|You hate the Chicago Fire
|You don’t know what it feels like to support a team that misses the playoffs
|What do you mean not everyone gets to go to the playoffs?
|You know of more than 5 possible locations where an owner could put a 30,000-seat soccer-specific stadium in the Dallas area
|You know, like the one they have at SMU.
|You think Ron Newman is a Fat Drunk
|Was it that long ago?
|You don’t know what an Allocation is
|When was the last time the Burn had one? 1972?
|Your team wears Red and Black
|Not Red and Blue… Not Black with Red trim… Not Red and Black with Yellow stripes. Just Red and Black
|You constantly defend Fair Park as a family venue
|Please, it’s only dangerous at 4 am on Saturday night.
|You actually thought about who “The Insider” might be and wondered what happened to him
|I still say he got traded to Miami.
|You call your General Manager by his first name
|Best Front Office in MLS bar none.
|You know there is an MLS conspiracy where teams without owners get screwed
|Ever seen a team without an owner in the MLS Cup?