| Top Ten Ways you know you are a Burn fan. |
| 1 | You hate the Chicago Fire | Well Duh! |
| 2 | You don’t know what it feels like to support a team that misses the playoffs | What do you mean not everyone gets to go to the playoffs? |
| 3 | You know of more than 5 possible locations where an owner could put a 30,000-seat soccer-specific stadium in the Dallas area | You know, like the one they have at SMU. |
| 4 | You think Ron Newman is a Fat Drunk | Was it that long ago? |
| 5 | You don’t know what an Allocation is | When was the last time the Burn had one? 1972? |
| 6 | Your team wears Red and Black | Not Red and Blue… Not Black with Red trim… Not Red and Black with Yellow stripes. Just Red and Black |
| 7 | You constantly defend Fair Park as a family venue | Please, it’s only dangerous at 4 am on Saturday night. |
| 8 | You actually thought about who “The Insider” might be and wondered what happened to him | I still say he got traded to Miami. |
| 9 | You call your General Manager by his first name | Best Front Office in MLS bar none. |
| 10 | You know there is an MLS conspiracy where teams without owners get screwed | Ever seen a team without an owner in the MLS Cup? |
