People can care about whatever they want to care about, and I’m not here to tell you that you shouldn’t. But at some point, that goes both ways. We don’t care about Copa Tejas, Austin, and you can’t make us.

I’ll be honest with y’all: I thought that Leagues Cup was a big pile of bullshit when it was announced, all the way until it actually started.

Say, wasn’t SKC in this slot last week? Yes, they were. If they keep this up, they might get named an honorary Little Brother.

Let’s call this the RC Cola of California rivalries. The other two California rivalries, El Tráfico and the Cali Clasico, are the name brand rivalries. They’re Coke and Pepsi, baby.

Of course, the responses from some of the dumber corners of the Internet were predictable. “MLS is holding its players back,” etc.

I’m featuring this game in this slot for one reason and one reason only: I had no idea a few months back that featuring this game in this slot in the middle of the season was going to be an option

The Luchi Gonzalez “2021 wasn’t really my fault” tour keeps chugging along in San Jose.

This weekend, we’ve got the biggest rivalry in American women’s soccer on tap as the Portland Thorns head north to Seattle to face off against OL Reign.

OK, first off, we’re doing a slight title change because MLS calls them “matchdays” and not “weeks,” which prevents them from doing dumb stuff like calling a Wednesday night slate of games a “week.”