Sadly, Papi and Orlando City are out. Not so sadly, Peter Vermes and Sporting Kansas City are also out.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the MLS Cup Playoffs, Conference Semifinals
If Papi wins MLS Cup with Orlando, maybe there should be a rally in front of Frisco City Hall. Just sayin’.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the MLS Playoffs, 1st Round, Game 3
If that was the last home of 2023, FCD provided the fans with some entertainment that wasn’t a drone show.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching: M/T/W MLS Playoffs, 1st Round, Game 2
Ugh. I truly hate writing about Little Brother Orange these days, largely because they are committed to not giving me so much free material.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching: Sat. & Sun. MLS Playoffs, 1st Round, Game 2
Oh, wait, you can totally count out the New York Red Bulls when it’s playoff time.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching: Mon & Wed MLS Playoffs, 1st Round, Game 1
You, gentle reader, are quite likely an FCD fan and you, like me, might be tenting your fingers and thinking to yourself, “Hey, I wouldn’t mind Óscar’s triumphant return to Frisco.”
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Wild Card Round
This is really the play-in round, but MLS calls it the “Wild Card” round, so sure, I’ll call it that. If the NCAA and their band of lawyers, who can only really enforce trademarks and screw college kids, didn’t exist, we could call it the “First Four,” but alas.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Decision Day
Thanks to Carlos Ruiz’s only 2016 goal in his only 2016 action for FCD the previous week against Seattle, FCD went into the final game of the season needing only not to lose and for the Rapids not to win in order to capture the Supporters Shield.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 37
By the way, I do plan on visiting La Mestalla while I’m here in Valencia and if you don’t mind, Nico, I’m gonna drop your name frequently as a close personal friend.
The FCD Fan’s Guide to Hatewatching Matchday 35
Friends, you have no idea how hard I struggled to not make this game the Sickos Game of the Week.