You see, I’m a hater and there’s nothing I hate more than my own team once the playoffs roll around. Their playoff suckage is the stuff of nightmares.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching DECISION DAY
Do I enjoy the fact that Atlanta United is hot garbage now? Do I enjoy that people are quickly forgetting that Tata Martino once coached them to an MLS title?
The FCD fan’s hatewatching guide to Week 33 of MLS
It feels like a month since we had a full weekend of MLS league games.
The FCD fan’s hatewatching guide to the September international “break”
FC Dallas qualified for the playoffs. Nothing else matters. Of course, in typical FC Dallas fashion, they did so in an unconvincing fashion, getting a draw in San Jose while having other results go their way.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide to Week 32 of MLS
A bunch of games happened during midweek, I guess? No seriously, FCD was off while most of the rest of the league played so a lot fewer teams have a game in hand on FCD.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 31 of MLS
I’m not going to work too hard on this column, especially for junk games. I’m not gonna take vacation time trying to make jokes about Colorado-San Jose.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 30 of MLS
Last week went pretty well for our heroes. Not only did FCD roll into Minnesota and lay the hurt on the Geese with Good PR, Austin lost, RSL lost, and the Gals and SKC drew.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide – US Open Cup Final Edition
There’s one game worth watching and one game you should absolutely, under no circumstance watch.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 29 of MLS
The great thing about MLS taking a near-full slate of Wednesday night games and calling it a “week” is that I get to post this great moment from 30 Rock:
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide for week 28 of MLS
First of all, this IS Week 28, right? That’s what MLS is doing, right? Calling it another week, even though it’s three days after Week 27 concluded, and three days before Week 29? They are? OK, cool.