I gotta be honest with y’all. I don’t really hate Inter Miami. They’re providing gainful employment to Jason Kreis (assistant coach) and Victor Ulloa (midfielder).
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 6
They’re like this Mustang Mach-E from Ford. That car is a fine car but it is not a Mustang.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 5
America’s got a few places that have meant more to the history of the game in this country than others: Fall River, Massachusetts… Kearny, New Jersey… Portland, Oregon… Dallas, Texas… St. Louis, Missouri.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 4
Jefe the Hater’s rooting pick: San Jose. Sometimes, I’m in it for the hate, sometimes, the self-care, but I’m always in it for the comedy.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 3
There are two games this weekend where both teams are undefeated this season.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 2
When you can’t break down other teams’ defenses, when you can’t finish your opportunities, and when your backline looks shakier than a college student after their fifth margarita at Taco Cabana, then bad stuff will happen.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 1
I’m Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I’m also a hater. I used…
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the MLS Cup Final
It was one of those restaurants — probably in England — where everything on the menu is revolting.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Conference Finals
Anyway, if you’re looking for thoughtful analysis of the end of FCD’s season, you’ve come to the wrong column.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Conference Semifinals
FC Cincinnati, which had only ever finished at the bottom of the Eastern Conference in every season of their existence, are now statistically The Greatest Playoff Team in MLS History.