When you can’t break down other teams’ defenses, when you can’t finish your opportunities, and when your backline looks shakier than a college student after their fifth margarita at Taco Cabana, then bad stuff will happen.
Author: Dustin Christmann
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching Week 1
I’m Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I’m also a hater. I used…
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the MLS Cup Final
It was one of those restaurants — probably in England — where everything on the menu is revolting.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Conference Finals
Anyway, if you’re looking for thoughtful analysis of the end of FCD’s season, you’ve come to the wrong column.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the Conference Semifinals
FC Cincinnati, which had only ever finished at the bottom of the Eastern Conference in every season of their existence, are now statistically The Greatest Playoff Team in MLS History.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching the 1st Round of the Playoffs
You see, I’m a hater and there’s nothing I hate more than my own team once the playoffs roll around. Their playoff suckage is the stuff of nightmares.
The FCD fan’s guide to hatewatching DECISION DAY
Do I enjoy the fact that Atlanta United is hot garbage now? Do I enjoy that people are quickly forgetting that Tata Martino once coached them to an MLS title?
The FCD fan’s hatewatching guide to Week 33 of MLS
It feels like a month since we had a full weekend of MLS league games.
The FCD fan’s hatewatching guide to the September international “break”
FC Dallas qualified for the playoffs. Nothing else matters. Of course, in typical FC Dallas fashion, they did so in an unconvincing fashion, getting a draw in San Jose while having other results go their way.
The FC Dallas fan’s hatewatching guide to Week 32 of MLS
A bunch of games happened during midweek, I guess? No seriously, FCD was off while most of the rest of the league played so a lot fewer teams have a game in hand on FCD.