| Top Ten: New Names for the Salt Lake City MLS Team |
| 1 | SLC Saints | Hello? Mormons! As in the Church of Jesus Christ and Later Day SAINTS. |
| 2 | Salt Lake City | i.e. CITY. The name KC should have used. I have always thought Wizards was the worst name in MLS. |
| 3 | SLC Olympic | As in the Winter Olympics they just held. A very soccer’eqsue name. |
| 4 | SLC Wanderers | This one actually works for them if you know anything about the Mormon history and their migration. |
| 5 | Utah SC | The Utah part being the key. I am not really a fan of state team names, but since the Utah Jazz set the state precedence they might follow suit. Salt Lake City Anything is a mouthful. |
| 6 | SLC Buzz | BRILLIANT!! Oh wait, that’s their minor league baseball team. |
| 7 | SLC Choirboys | It’s like music to their ears. |
| 8 | SLC Polygamists | Oh no you didn’t. |
| 9 | SLC Youngs | Like the Browns. Or like Boca Juniors. I would have said Brigham Young SC, but that name is already taken. |
| 10 | Rocky Mountain SC | No city or state, but a regional kind of name. Then again the Rapids should be Mile High SC anyway so leave that name for them. |
